There should be a handbook for first dates. Maybe there already is. Who knows. Heck there are probably several, but let me just tell you that in the edition that should be passed out to all mankind along with their high school diplomas, the first page would read as follows:
- Thou shalt NEVER under any circumstances - no matter how poor, or shy, or flat out anti-social you are - watch a movie. It is, without question, the most ridiculous supposed prelude to romance. Movies are meant for lazy cuddle dates with someone you've know forever, not a stranger! Who does that?! I'll tell you who! Everyone and that needs to stop. A-SAP. Sheesh. Get it together, men.
- Thou shalt not force first dates past two hours. That's just excessive. If you hit it off well enough to want to make things go longer, plan for a second date. If not, get movin' buster. She's probably scrambling for some desperate excuse to skedaddle, and you're just going to look clingy. Either way, no bueno.
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